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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?","punchline":"They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.","id":441}
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Prunus subcordata, known by the common names Klamath plum, Oregon plum, Pacific plum and Sierra plum, is a member of the genus Prunus, native to the western United States, especially California and Oregon.
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