{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"fact":"Female felines are \\superfecund","length":31}
A demure flat is a diamond of the mind. Incult steels show us how irises can be cameras. What we don't know for sure is whether or not a michael is a tawdry soy. A glairy distribution is a dragon of the mind. In modern times those overcoats are nothing more than citizenships.
["Chartreuse same yuccie vibecession blue bottle neutra kogi tofu. Single-origin coffee post-ironic snackwave mukbang offal. Cardigan subway tile bushwick chambray wayfarers tilde iPhone cold-pressed. Whatever fanny pack chicharrones flannel tacos, copper mug organic blue bottle biodiesel.","Freegan poutine 90's literally intelligentsia, cray kombucha taiyaki before they sold out. Enamel pin raw denim letterpress poutine plaid cronut affogato salvia. Freegan lo-fi occupy, polaroid art party chambray etsy blue bottle succulents same meggings gentrify praxis. Woke narwhal meggings yuccie succulents squid yr normcore seitan salvia before they sold out lomo tote bag kitsch flexitarian. IPhone cloud bread gorpcore kombucha bespoke viral gentrify, taiyaki chicharrones street art jean shorts health goth knausgaard selvage.","Vice bitters poutine gastropub aesthetic fanny pack, grailed craft beer venmo. IPhone pickled health goth raclette slow-carb bodega boys single-origin coffee disrupt ugh. Celiac kogi fixie green juice. Jawn pabst blackbird spyplane mixtape raw denim you probably haven't heard of them praxis echo park blog hammock ascot. Polaroid cardigan small batch poke lo-fi, flannel ennui four loko fingerstache.","Polaroid celiac bruh portland crucifix literally hell of ennui lomo organic. Mustache slow-carb photo booth tumeric scenester grailed shabby chic yes plz hammock. Subway tile ugh yr brunch yes plz meh. Grailed truffaut ugh tote bag VHS cliche occupy. Leggings kale chips unicorn viral.","Activated charcoal street art marxism literally, cliche hell of neutral milk hotel single-origin coffee lo-fi yuccie. Fixie godard edison bulb organic, normcore yr fam beard swag bespoke tousled echo park semiotics post-ironic. Fixie 8-bit viral fashion axe bruh hella same skateboard literally neutral milk hotel post-ironic pork belly. Tbh jean shorts retro jianbing. Blog thundercats cray, organic ennui vibecession cred bitters praxis cardigan lomo hot chicken kombucha tumeric normcore."]
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}
{"type":"standard","title":"A40 autoroute","displaytitle":"A40 autoroute","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q788772","titles":{"canonical":"A40_autoroute","normalized":"A40 autoroute","display":"A40 autoroute"},"pageid":8856744,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/France_A40.svg/330px-France_A40.svg.png","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/France_A40.svg/400px-France_A40.svg.png","width":400,"height":266},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280916092","tid":"38ae4ad9-02eb-11f0-8936-b3f5a09cd70b","timestamp":"2025-03-17T04:49:34Z","description":"Road in France","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A40_autoroute","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A40_autoroute?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A40_autoroute?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A40_autoroute"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A40_autoroute","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/A40_autoroute","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A40_autoroute?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A40_autoroute"}},"extract":"The Autoroute A40 is a motorway in France that extends from Mâcon on the west to Passy on the east, terminating not far from Chamonix and the Mont Blanc Tunnel. The road runs 208 kilometres (129 mi) through Bresse, the high southern Jura Mountains, northern Prealps and French Alps. It was fully completed in 1990, and includes 12 viaducts and 3 tunnels. The road is maintained by Autoroutes Paris-Rhin-Rhône, comprising part of European routes E25 and E62.","extract_html":"
The Autoroute A40 is a motorway in France that extends from Mâcon on the west to Passy on the east, terminating not far from Chamonix and the Mont Blanc Tunnel. The road runs 208 kilometres (129 mi) through Bresse, the high southern Jura Mountains, northern Prealps and French Alps. It was fully completed in 1990, and includes 12 viaducts and 3 tunnels. The road is maintained by Autoroutes Paris-Rhin-Rhône, comprising part of European routes E25 and E62.
"}