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Ideato North is a Local Government Area in Imo State, Nigeria. It was created in 1976 as Ideato Local Government, but was later divided into both Ideato North, and Ideato South. Communities in ideato north has Its administrative headquarters in Urualla. Other towns in this LGA include: Umualaoma, Obodoukwu, Akokwa, Uzii, Osina, Akpulu, Arondiizuogu and Isiokpo.
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